The Top Reason To Prefer Smooth Peanut Butter: Chunky Lovers Just Don’t Get It.

September 23, 2008
A: I like smooth peanut butter.
B: Why?
A: Chunky peanut butter has too many peanuts.
B: That makes no sense.
A: BLASPHEMY! It makes total sense!
B: How can peanut butter have too many peanuts?
A: All that extra crushed peanut makes it less buttery. It’s not truly peanut butter.
B: So, you mean to say that chunky peanut butter is too crunchy?
A: No…*exasperated sigh*, you don’t get it do you? I mean to say, what I said before.
B: That chunky peanut butter has too many peanuts?
A: Precisely.

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