Mirror on the wall,
Tell me my future,
I'm dying to know,
Will he really love me forever,
or did he just make a bet?

No one helped me from my tower,
I tore my fishnets,
And shredded my dress,
Even though it looks better that way.

And that damn dragon,
Broke the heel off my stiletto,
I shoved the rest up his a**,
So I don't think I'll ever see him again.

As I emerged from my collapsing castle,
Skipping on the lava rocks,
I see my knight in shining armor,
Having a picnic with the wh*** a fortress over.

I don't care,
I ran right past him,
I ran to my real knight,
Face full of horse s***,
Handing me a bouquet of hand-picked daisies.