A Day in The Life of The Weekend

I wake at six
That snooze alarm in my ear
It needs to be fixed
The sleep patterns of my dumb dear.

Fan-Ficing for two hours
Oh what quiet joy
Tea filled cups, the caffeine powers
Still playing with my new android toy.

Sherlock and cartoons
What could be more fun?
Being a bum till late in the afternoons
Around the confines of the room I run