john and the sharks

July 30, 2008
By Joseph Chang, Arcadia, CA

When John swam in the ocean
with a bottle of suntan lotion,
he didn't have a clue
that what he was doing was causing commotion.

He swam through the ocean
and met a great white shark,
and promptly rubbed on him
the bottle of suntan lotion

When John cam out the people asked
"How did you make it out here in the sand?"
John looked at them and calmly said
"It's funny how sharks never grow out a tan."

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