All serfs and lords
In the Dark Ages
Don’t let the rats get you
Because they’re contagious
These five rules are simple
You don’t need a cat
Even if you have to
Get rid of a rat
Rule #1
Clean every crumb
You don’t want disease
Making you numb
Rule #2
Wash your apparel
Before Protista’s
In your laundry barrel
Rule #3
Get a good bath
Don’t know how much water?
Too bad, do the math!
Rule #4
Don’t pick your toes
It won’t get you mates
And the dirt is gross
Rule #5
Don’t shake hands
I know we meet people
We all make new friends
So when you are worried
This message rings a bell
Wait...you don’t read English!
Just Celtic and Welsh!
In the Dark Ages
Don’t let the rats get you
Because they’re contagious
These five rules are simple
You don’t need a cat
Even if you have to
Get rid of a rat
Rule #1
Clean every crumb
You don’t want disease
Making you numb
Rule #2
Wash your apparel
Before Protista’s
In your laundry barrel
Rule #3
Get a good bath
Don’t know how much water?
Too bad, do the math!
Rule #4
Don’t pick your toes
It won’t get you mates
And the dirt is gross
Rule #5
Don’t shake hands
I know we meet people
We all make new friends
So when you are worried
This message rings a bell
Wait...you don’t read English!
Just Celtic and Welsh!
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