June 3, 2012
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Oh, have me cry, rather than play with spiders
Creepy skeletal legs and way, way too many eyes
Or bury me six feet under
Or make me jump off the Eiffel Tower and try to fly
Never let me have coffee again
Or starve me from the burn of cigarette smoke
Lock me in a mental hospital
Send me to jail
Or never again let me taste red velvet
These things and worse I'd rather do
Instead of playing with spiders

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