Yes, yes, we are.
We used to be identical,
but then we had extensive cosmetic surgery,
at a very young age,
so we could be our own person.
Thank you for bringing up that painful reminder.

No, no we are not.
Are you stupid?
Do we look a like?
No, no we do not.
It is very hard to suppress my smile at your stupidity.

Yes, yes we are.
Identical is the new fraternal,
but you seem to be aware of that.
I am so, very,
proud of you.

No, no we are not.
Hello captain obvious,
do we seem identical?
People don’t believe the fact,
that we are, indeed, related,
and twins.
That is how un-identical we are.

Yes, yes we are.
Why would you need to ask?
Isn’t it obvious,
Just how much we look alike?
I thought it was,
but apparently I was wrong.

No, no we are not.
Do you have eyes?
Are you blind?
Do you need glasses?
You might want to get your eyes checked.