You see, I’m the type of guy
Who goes for one girl, not five.
I don’t steal, cheat, or lie
I cross my t’s and dot my i’s
But what is it then that makes
Women see right through me,
To the d*bag in the corner
Who buys a drink and drops a roofie?
Excuse me? I’m sorry
For just trying to be sincere.
Rather smother you in love
Than smother you with fear.
So please stay away from the guys
Who drop a pill into your beer.
Instead of flirting while you’re wasted,
Make sure your mind is clear
Before you step into a bar
Looking for love at first sight
And end up in an alley
Not remembering last night.
You’ll come back to me for comfort
For the hundred thousandth time,
Telling me that I’m your only friend
And that there aren’t any decent guys
In this world while I’m sitting
No more than two feet from you.
Thinking about admitting
That you’re my whole world view.
Even when I know
That you will reject me,
And I’ll hastily respond
That I was just pretending.
So tonight I bid you adieu
For being blind in both soul and heart
For giving me a big “f*** you”
As I slowly fell apart.