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Hey, Harry
Are you missing Dumbledore?
To be honest
He looks better
6 ft down in the floor
Yeah, 'cause now I got the elder wand
You don't need to see it
To know that it's bigger than your one

Me and my Dementors
Will make ya crazy
Your little patronus charms
Don't really faze me
Haven't got a nose
But I sniff out those ladies
Belatrix trying to flirt
But I think she's too crazy
For my taste
Did I mention I don't really like the
human race?
Just big bags of skin
Such a waste of space

Uh,
I got the skills,
Don't play Call of Duty
But I got hundreds of kills
I'm for real,
I feed unicorns to my snake
Sometimes put them in an oven
With a little Shake n' Bake

Sii saa seeheth
That's parseltongue
Just so you know
I'm cussing your mum
Wonder who killed her?
R.I.P.
Oh yeah, I remember
It was me!

Little crucio here
Little crucio there
When I get bored
Avada Kedavra everywhere!
Only thing you can do is stare
Dark Lord is in the house
And I don't play fair

This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. This piece has been published in Teen Ink’s monthly print magazine.




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catono said...
Aug. 10 at 5:50 pm:
OH MY GOODNES LOVE HARRY POTTER!!! You are truly awesome my friend.
 
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E.J.Mathews This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Feb. 24, 2013 at 11:38 am:
That was hilarious. You should post a video on here of you performing it! That would be amazing!
 
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WhenItRains21 said...
Feb. 23, 2013 at 7:55 pm:
Oh my goodness, that was great! Hilarious!
 
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Phantom_Freedom said...
Jun. 10, 2012 at 2:21 pm:
Lol. that was hysterical!
 
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alex27 said...
May 19, 2012 at 3:01 pm:
wow it took me back to the days wen i used to talk abt nothing but harry potter
 
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