I have an idea of what we should do…

Let’s get crushes!
It’s the latest trend
Everybody’s doing it
Or so people have said
That guy I’ll take
That guy is for you
We will stare longingly from afar
While never knowing them at all
I’m bored of that, what shall we do…

Let’s get boyfriends!
It’s the latest trend
Everybody’s doing it
Or so people have said
Hold hands in the hall
Hold
Be out on dates almost every night
But never keep a boyfriend for long
I’m too old for this now, and so are you…

Lets get married!
It’s the latest trend
Everybody’s doing it
Or so people have said
Marry my boyfriend is what I shall do
Marry yours is what you shall do
We will get intimate with our husbands
We might get intimate in more ways than one
I’m sick of this, I fight with my husband all the time…

Lets get divorced!
It’s the latest trend
Everybody’s doing it
Or so people have said
We will split up all our possessions
With our worthless men
And allow our children to start the cycle
As for ourselves, the cycle ends