Slobbing Chuckie Kid

April 15, 2012
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Slobbing like a mindless dog
She drools herself a pool
And I'm the one who swims in it
Feeling like a big old pool

She poops inside her pants all day
And I'm the one who cleans
I'm angry as I'm wiping her down
Wishing she hadn't had eaten those beans

I stare her down the dinner table
As she drowns herself in my juice
I'm knotted around her thick little finger
And I cannot come a loose

I wish my mom had listened to me
Before the slobbing Chuckie Kid
I let her go on vacation that day...
I regret I ever did!

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