This poem is an initial experiment with a new poetic form which I call the Haikimerick. As the name suggests, it is the fusion of a haiku and a Limerick: Its syllable structure us 5-7-5-7-5, and its rhyme scheme is AABBA. The material of this particular poem is mostly filler, as it is only meant to showcase the experimental structural combination, but I am optimistic about the Haikimerick's capability for emotional expression. Research is already under way for the Epic Haikimerick, which will entail over a dozen Haikimericks strung into a single narrative.