Rifles Never Smile

March 25, 2012
By imalwayswrite53 GOLD, Saltlake City, Utah
imalwayswrite53 GOLD, Saltlake City, Utah
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I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but what you don't realize is that what I said is not what I meant......


I had a pretty rotten week
my car fell apart right under me
repairs are gonna take a while
doesn't matter cuz rifles never smile

I had a pretty rotten week
my best friend's spreading lies about me
she lost her spot on my speed dial
doesn't matter cuz rifles never smile

I had a pretty rotten week
my mom doesn't have time for me
her new boyfriend's so hostile
doesn't matter cuz rifles never smile

I had a pretty rotten week
my basketball coach hates me
won't make the team with such a bad time on the mile
doesn't matter cuz rifles never smile

I didn't have such a bad week
that cute trumpet finally talked to me
he thinks I'm cute and his name is Kyle
too bad rifles never smile


The author's comments:
FYI this is MARCHING BAND/ COLOR GUARD joke, I am NOT homicidal! The flags have to smile until your head hurts, but rifles are supposed to look tough... grr!

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on Oct. 8 2012 at 11:22 am
imalwayswrite53 GOLD, Saltlake City, Utah
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I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but what you don't realize is that what I said is not what I meant......

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