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Island Music
The Island is beautiful
So is the sea.
The weather is lovely,
And it’s always daytime.
But here on the Island,
There are also evil robots.
I must destroy them!
And wait for my Dr. Pepper to stop being fizzy.
Flat Dr. Pepper makes them malfunction.
I’ll send them a Valentine from the train junction!
“Irises are purple,
Cherries are red.
I won’t stop
Until you are dead!”
Dr. Pepper and mean Valentines
Crush their skulls and break their spines.
But don’t get me started on the zombies and my broken chainsaw.
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