To start, boil one quart of tears over a high flame of hatred.
Then, add four hugs from your best friend and simmer.
After three weeks, bring the temperature down to freezing.
Next, go to the library and find six books by your favorite author and dump into pot.
Add a new pair of shoes that you will probably never wear but look awesome.
Stir.
Here, you can turn the temperature back up to “it’s every one’s fault”.
After this, make sure to find two cats and give each one a good hug.
Add the resulting cat hair to the pot.
Mix in one gallon of ice cream and seven tea bags.
At this point it’s okay to leave your mixture on the stove and go eat dinner at your favorite restaurant.
Order Dessert
When you get back turn the heat off completely.
Serve with laughter.