Arrested Development, the Big Bang Theory, Glee
Raising Hope, or Boy Meets World, even Lie to Me
Shows about witches, werewolves, an evil vampire
Franklin and Bash, Chelsea Lately, and Boardwalk Empire
From comedies to dramas to suspense and horror
I even kind of like watching the Kardashians manage their store
Even though, most shows on TV now are really dumb
it never fails for the Vampire Diaries to make feel numb
I'm trying to quit watching so much it's true,
but I love getting lost in all the plots and stories too,
Just let me finish Friends, the Office, and Lost
and then I'll catch up on all the sleep its cost.