June 28, 2008
By kimilyn poulson, Ephraim, UT

My python squeezed the principal
For lunch we all had snails
Mr. Huston (Algebra)
let us talk to whales

I yawned when Mrs. Webbernut
caught a flying cow
and Sally Peiper ate a grape
No one knows yet how

Then later Mr. Harris
punished us with lines
“Peter is a doofus.”
Ninety-eleven times

After school my tennis coach
made us practice snoring
I can’t believe that school today
could have been so awfully boring

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