My loving wish is to ten days from now
have a handsome Aussie Einstein for me
I’m a sweet smart sassy girl with great brows
which means the one from above has to be
INCREDIBLY hot, like Chris Brown of course
now you may ask what about me me me
well I’m 5 foot three with green eyes of course
that sparkle in the sun while living free
my smarts of course are as sharp as a pin
if you consider a pin average sharp
I sometimes get very dirty and sin sin sin
but most of the time I’m as sweet as a tart
reading this might make you think I’m dumb
but what you really should be feeling is numb