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I Like Cake
May 1, 2008
I like cake, cake is good,
I eat cake with bears in the woods,
But bears are fat so I don’t get much,
Because bears have dirty hands so I don’t eat whatever they touch,
So I took it out the wild to clean it up in my neighborhood
He was fat but moved under his own power,
I bathed and washed it in a really big shower,
Soap and shampoo now it smells like flowers,
Then I put my emerald apron on and began to bake,
Then we went back out into the wild and had some cake,
This bear was crazy nuts like a squirrel
But don’t worry guys this bear was a girl
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