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Henry the Hippo, Part Three
Henry the Hippo, why do you speak to me?
Can't you see I detest your infantile idiocy?
Oh, Henry the Hippo, just please let me be!
Or else I'll decapitate you with malicious glee
Henry the Hippo, just let me alone!
Didn't you see the malevolence hen my eyes shone?
You out you slimy lips like a demented trout
You'll get your comeuppance, without a doubt
Henry the Hippo, your filthy matted hair
Show that, of hygiene you are unaware
Even Tamago flinches from your hideous face
I should warn Kayla to buy some Mace
Henry the Hippo, 'tis my third expression of hatred for you
Henry the Hippo, your remaining days are few.