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The Pie Stealer Guy

April 7, 2008
By Anonymous

As you can tell from his name,
The Pie Stealer Guy
Steals people’s pie’s, but why
I first met him when
I baked a great pie
It was cherry to be exact
But I knew he was coming
So I baked rocks into the pie
When he ate my pie
he hurt his eye
I don’t know why
But he’s the pie stealer guy
He broke all his teeth
And somehow broke his knee
So he never stole a pie again


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