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Snooki Want To Be
I wish I was Snooki,
I even want a cookie.
I eat pickles every day,
I even went to the club today.
I even got a job at the T-Shirt shop,
well, i must not be a good Snooki because i love to mop.
I go by the Guido handbook gym, tan, laundry,
Mike must have locked the door, he know i forgot my key.
Deena is so not classy,
I'm the one who's o' so sassy
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