Party

Blurry like a gnat in my eye
Sweaty like a fat man running a marathon
Vast like the Sahara Desert
Wet like the Amazon rainforest

Humid like Tifton, Georgia
Fun like Lindy Busbin
Entertaining like Katt Williams
Instigating like the Jersey Shore cast

Crazy like Charlie Sheen on high
Legit as Katie eating twinkies
Big like Snookie’s Poof
Funny like Khushbu Patel

Nasty like greasy hair
Loud like Friday night football games
Inappropriate like snobby girls
Hardcore like ACDC