All Nonfiction
- Bullying
- Books
- Academic
- Author Interviews
- Celebrity interviews
- College Articles
- College Essays
- Educator of the Year
- Heroes
- Interviews
- Memoir
- Personal Experience
- Sports
- Travel & Culture
All Opinions
- Bullying
- Current Events / Politics
- Discrimination
- Drugs / Alcohol / Smoking
- Entertainment / Celebrities
- Environment
- Love / Relationships
- Movies / Music / TV
- Pop Culture / Trends
- School / College
- Social Issues / Civics
- Spirituality / Religion
- Sports / Hobbies
All Hot Topics
- Bullying
- Community Service
- Environment
- Health
- Letters to the Editor
- Pride & Prejudice
- What Matters
- Back
Summer Guide
- Program Links
- Program Reviews
- Back
College Guide
- College Links
- College Reviews
- College Essays
- College Articles
- Back
Party
October 5, 2011
Blurry like a gnat in my eye
Sweaty like a fat man running a marathon
Vast like the Sahara Desert
Wet like the Amazon rainforest
Humid like Tifton, Georgia
Fun like Lindy Busbin
Entertaining like Katt Williams
Instigating like the Jersey Shore cast
Crazy like Charlie Sheen on high
Legit as Katie eating twinkies
Big like Snookie’s Poof
Funny like Khushbu Patel
Nasty like greasy hair
Loud like Friday night football games
Inappropriate like snobby girls
Hardcore like ACDC
© Anonymous
Similar Articles
Previous Next
JOIN THE DISCUSSION
This article has 0 comments.
