It's so hard being me.
I’m beautiful


rich



and my boyfriend





is a model.

You wish you were me don’t you?

My next movie is scheduled to premier soon
And I’ve already landed a role
in the next pirates movie.
And Johnny Depp and I are BFFS. Duh.

Everyone

Wants


ME
To be their friend
their advisor
their fan
their girlfriend.

But I’m just so busy at movie premiers
Oh and did I mention I’m going on tour soon
I just finished my album
and apparently it’s already gone platinum.

I wish I weren’t so amazing
Maybe I can share my awesomeness with the world someday
But right now I’m just too busy





Singing




Acting






Using my money and power to save the whales…
It’s so hard being me.