Lies about BEING ME

May 25, 2011
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It's so hard being me.
I’m beautiful


and my boyfriend

is a model.

You wish you were me don’t you?

My next movie is scheduled to premier soon
And I’ve already landed a role
in the next pirates movie.
And Johnny Depp and I are BFFS. Duh.



To be their friend
their advisor
their fan
their girlfriend.

But I’m just so busy at movie premiers
Oh and did I mention I’m going on tour soon
I just finished my album
and apparently it’s already gone platinum.

I wish I weren’t so amazing
Maybe I can share my awesomeness with the world someday
But right now I’m just too busy



Using my money and power to save the whales…
It’s so hard being me.

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