Awesomeness
I wish I was not so awesome .
My awesomeness makes it difficult
For people to do their test
Without looking up and staring at me.

Celebrities call me every day.
Kids beg me to come and play.
And I have to hide under the car seat on the highway.

If I were to walk through the square on Saturday,
Kids would stop what they were doing
And ask me to hang with them.

My awesomeness is getting hard to bare.
With everybody coming up to me to touch my hair
As if it would cause them total despair
just to leave it alone.

I’m starting to want my old life back
So ill go ahead and dropt the act.
So I stopped hanging with my new “friends”
And stopped “borrowing” my dad’s Mercedes-Benz.

I went back to driving my jeep
And went back to being “cheep”
I like my life better this way
I can go back to being lazy and gay (as in happy)
And watch the flowers blossom
Man this life is totally awesome.