Opposite Of Disney

May 24, 2011
By Addisonrose SILVER, Cincinnati, Iowa
Addisonrose SILVER, Cincinnati, Iowa
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Favorite Quote:
"If you train hard you will not only be hard, you'll be hard to beat."

Life's the opposite of a fairy tale, and of a magical ending.
There's always a once upon a time, but no fairy tale dust, fair share, or unicorn tending.

Present day Robin Hood's steeling from the poor and giving to himself.
You hope for Santa, but you'll never actually see a reindeer fly, or a two foot tall, green-suited elf.

Being the princess means more problems than you can count upon your shoulders.
Shrek's the man all greased up, but he still can't throw hundred pound boulders.

Always wanting to have Rapunzel's hair sounds like a dream, a head of gold.
Buying all that shampoo would cost a fortune though, that's the crazy story left untold.

I wish getting married was as simple as Cinderalla and the prince...riding off into the sunset, carriage hooked to a horse,
but in today's society it's get married, have an affair, cheat once more, and then divorce.

I bet it feels nice to ride in the carriage pulled by a pure white ***.
Now-a-days you'd be lucky to pay less than five dollars a gallon for a full tank of gas.

Yeah, I'm not sure how those fairy tales even started.
Real life's really full of money-crazed zombies, liars, and people who are cold-hearted.

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This article has 2 comments.

Anagam BRONZE said...
on Jun. 22 2011 at 8:59 pm
Anagam BRONZE, Tulsa, Oklahoma
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4got to put that u deserve like a freakin 100 stars for this. it is such a unique idea!

Anagam BRONZE said...
on Jun. 22 2011 at 8:57 pm
Anagam BRONZE, Tulsa, Oklahoma
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white***....tank of gas. -haha

omg :D awesome poem. very very true ( would need alot of shampoo -rapunzel) very funny. we are unrealistic people. great job!!


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