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Doctor
A man wakes up in a hospital bed,
only to realized he should be dead.
He can't remember a thing at all,
and asked the doctor where is the nearest mall.
Then says do you wanna go on a date,
She said no I already have a mate.
He turns on the TV and he is the headline,
Then realizes he has to play from the sideline.
The pain is to much for him to bare.
So he finally chose to rip out his hair.
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