Thou long strands of red hair,
Thou wonderful makeup on her face,
Her beauty and her grace is so great,
She can be more than just a friend,
Though she can be quite mean a lot,
Thou her face is like a balloon with no string tide along.

Thou eyes are like water and as blue as the sky,
Thou feet are so cute and and like a little baby cat,
Thou her warm woolly coat like a little sheep so warm and fuzzy,
Thou height is so short no more than a foot so cute and stubby,
She got her face smashed in a door so her head looks more like a softball. Oh my dear friend Sidney.