You are a commanding soldier in the army.
I am a Little kid, sighing at your commands.

I used to sit around, mostly bored.
You used to run around, pulling the most horrible pranks.

You are Tiger woods, a pro at golf.
I am Bill Gates, great with computers and video games.

I’m Bill Cosby, so hilarious.
You’re Judge Alex, A laugh less judge.

I’m a sky diver, who will try almost anything.
You are a couch potato, so boring.

You can’t say no to junk food.
I can’t say no to video games.

Someday, you want to move.
But I like where I live.

You are a conductor in an orchestra.
I am a heavy metal guitar player.