Bessy (Sappy Country Love Song)

April 20, 2011
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Your slender Stature first captured my eye,
While i was visiting the new pawn shop.
Your beauty made my eyes tear up and cry,
And your radiance forced my jaw to drop.
At first glance, I knew that you were fine
I walked closer and checked you out at three
(This is a country song; insert a whine).
I walked you out and took you home with me,
Now i realize how gorgeous you really are.
Your splendor strikes me like its a knife's cut
We will go hunting, so get in the car.
Nestled in my shoulder is your strong butt,
Now get your mind out of the gutter dude!
It's my shotgun, named Bessy, Don't be crude!





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