Colored Contacts

January 8, 2008
By Jennifer Appleman, San Jose, CA

i met this cali girl and all she said to me was hellaX7

fake hair down to there with roots to show

that must be the results of miracle gro

yea girl, i could dig you.....

but stop confusin me, are your eyes brown or blue?

yea girl, i guess your pretty cute...

but honey, it 70, why the ugg boot?

yea girl your pretty damn sweet....

but whyd i take you to CPK if you don't eat?

ya look like a barbie, gotta carry around the mace...

but are barbies supposed to have an orange face?

i saw that pretty picture of you and your buds....

yea you all look the same in your hollister duds

A put together girl, never look a mess...

SO why are you pretending that shirt is a dress?

Yea, a lil slutty,you wanna make out in the park....

Did you know all that bleach makes your teeth glow in the dark?

Lets just talk girl, whats your favorite color?

You say of course, pink, no other!

Sorry, I forgot to look at your a**

Its got your favorite color spelled out, what class

Yea girl, its time for me to get home...

No im ok, just wanna be alone

You storm off in your beemer, gotta go get a tan

Just another fake California girl lookin for a fake California man

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jb4eva said...
on May. 22 2010 at 7:10 pm
ROFL! :D nice poem! keep writing


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