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Did you Dye your Hair?
Indeed, I used the box of Herbal Essences
shade 117 number 55,
that smells like freshly cut roses.
Never, I'm wearing a brown beautiful wig.
Of course, doesn't it contrast my blue eyes well?
Absolutely not, I haven't been in the sun all winter,
and it has gotten to be
10 shades darker over night.
Yep, it only cost $8.99.
Nope, when you saw me yesterday it looked like this.
Definitely, my hair now feels like part of the family,
and I don't have to be ostracized
for being the only blondie blue eyed child.
Doubtfully, are you sure you have the right person?
Surely, now I look more exotic, extreme, and even extravagant.
Questionably, I just haven't showered in 3 weeks
and my hair is getting so greasy
that it is appearing to be darker.
No, my hair is always this dark, and makes me look as pale as a ginger.
Yes, now you cant make dumb blond jokes any more.