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How to Beat Up Your Brother
In the summer when he is sitting on stool
take the advantage and push him in the pool.
In the fall when the leaves are all raked
and he takes a break from the rake, mess the leaves up and his watch his face.
In the winter when he has some friends over
lock them all out and watch them pout.
In the spring with the mud puddles all around
push him down and pound his face into the ground.
When that has been all said and done,
tell him you love him and watch him run.
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