Football is fun













you run and run,













you make me tired










and that's why you're admired

















Your ball is a weird shape,











but when you get torn up










I fix you with duct tape












Your ball is brown
while your laces are white
but when you get dirty
I clean you with a wet wipe

Your field is big
and your grass is green,
but some teams have turf
like blue or green

You make us dirty
with a serious injury,
I sweat like a pig
while the coach loses a wig

You play in snow
against your biggest foe,
You play in rain
while the other team is in pain.