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Useless Things Poem

November 9, 2007
By Anonymous

A beach without sand
Fingers without a hand
Earth without a sun
A party without fun

A printer without ink
A bathroom without a sink
A dog without a bark
A match without a spark

A baby without diapers
A windshield without wipers
Eminem without Dr.Dre
An employee without pay

A question without answers
A dance without dancers
A bank without money
Pooh bear without honey

A library without books
A kitchen without a cook
A lamp without light
Friendship without a fight

Ham without cheese
A cold without a sneeze
A tissue without a booger
Salt without sugar

Water without soap
A church without a pope
A mall without stores
A rowboat without oars

A head without hair
Truth without a dare
A person without a friend
A beginning without an end


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Madeline said...
on Apr. 23 2014 at 10:15 pm
A happy meals with out fries A man without a tie The cat without a rat A cave without a bat Criminal no crime Dr. Seuss without a rhyme Love without affection A bully without detention

Nancy said...
on Mar. 17 2010 at 7:58 pm
A car without wheels

A banana without peels

Stair without steps

Money without dept,

A farmer without plants

A leg without pants

Chicken without fur

Cat without purr,

A voyage without a sea

A hive without a bee

Hat without a cap

Tree without sap,

A grave without a tomb

A thunder without a boom

Rake without thistles

Lifesaver without whistles,

A lake without water

A play without an actor

Table without legs

Bread without eggs,

A rose without red

A sleep without a bed

Sky without blue

Me without you!

-Nancy