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Mathematical Application

September 30, 2007
By Anonymous

He's teaching her arithmatic,
He said it was his mission,
He kissed her once, He kissed her twice and said
"Now thats called addition"
As he added smack by smack
In silent satasfaction
She sweetly gave the kisses back and said,
"Now that's called subtraction"

Then he kissed her, She kissed him,
Without an explanation
And both together smiled and said,
"That's Multiplication"
Then dad appeared upon the scene and
Made a quick decision
He kicked that kid three blocks away
And said "That's long division"


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