Today, I met two men. One spoke of wars and Zulus While the other spoke not one thing. One had changed himself to beat the stress, however unsuccessfully, While the other thrived in constant pressure to come into being. One was not sure, While the other stood firm and steadfast. I couldn't decide which I liked better, But as I slowly savored the Blue Raspberry Sprinkle, I decided that a man who reads the paper without fail (Showing his concern for the world) And never needs a wardrobe change, And doesn't have to wish for something better, Is a better role model to follow For an unsure youth in this rapidly changing Stupid, Ugly, Evil Society.