Opposite Day What if . . . Zebras had polka-dots and there was no suchthing as newspapers? What if . . . Nobody fought and the word suffering was just a meaningless combination of sounds? What if . . . Everyone liked everyone and you never had to feel unsafe or worried? What if . . . We acheived world peice and wishes always came true but no one was greedy? I guess the real question is, What if . . . every day was opposite day?