Cursive doesnÕt work for me, ItÕs simply just too slow. All the loops and dots and such, TheyÕre holding me back, you know. All day long I sit and write, And cursive, ugh! ItÕs you! I try so hard but itÕs just slow! ThereÕs nothing I can do! Printing is pretty and neat and straight, And quick as you can be. I wrote this poem in five minutes flat. PrintingÕs the trick, you see. So I guess IÕll just have to learn cursive, Though IÕm not fond of the thought. Cursive, you spoiled, loopy writing! ItÕs printing I like quite a lot. Well, weÕre old friends now dear cursive, Though I wish to enemies with you. Cursive, youÕre crazy and lazy and weird, But somehow, IÕll make it through.