The Life A Gamer Leads

June 7, 2010
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All night I lay awake, eating Cheez-its
My white controller had turned orange.
I thought to myself: Is this who I am?
I noticed I had really stained my pits

At last I thought: That's what a gamer gets
Maybe I could have just got up and swam
Could have gone to Denny's for a Grand Slam
But I played games without calling it quits
Video games are my kryptonite, son
Sometimes I would rather game than eat food
I think I'll be gaming until I'm dead
But to be honest they're really not fun
They can make some people get really rude
I should just go study physics instead

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