Oh who would have thought it?
Oh defiantly not I
But Eduard Hass III did
People told him his idea would never work
Because who would have thought Eduard Hass III's toy would be such a hit

Who would have thought one candy would be so popular
But the candy made by Eduard Hass III is like no other
All you have to do is put it in a plastic tube and it dispenses it for you.
All you have to do is pull back the head to get the treat
But still this treat is like no other

This treat was invented many a year ago
Eduard Hass III was ridiculed all along the journey
But look at him now
Rolling in all of his dough
All because Eduard Hass III invented the PEZ!