Eyebrows are for everyone
one or two or even none.
Hardly there
or overly scare
eyebrows show the world that you care.

Knit them like a sweater
Or lift them like heavy weights
I hope your eyebrows win you
Many hot dates.

Hair is dead cells
Growing on your face
Two caterpillars
Engaging in a fur race.

Eyebrows can be crazy,
Wild and untame.
Eyebrows will be lazy
And put you to shame.

Beware of fake eyebrows
Drawn on with a pencil
Kindergartners trace them
Using their caterpillar stencil

Fun and freaky
They're the icing on my face
If I had a face competition
They would surely win first place.

Thick and furry is the way to go
None of that skinny crap
Ask me
I know.

Some people say
That the eye is the window to the soul
Well look a little above
They're there in the full.