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The Batter
The Batter longs to see the base,
As i throw a ball into his face.
He tries very hard not to cry,
but acts like he's just about to die.
Now he wants to fight me,
but i have a mini-uzi.
As he pees into his pants,
everywhere there are ants.
Now i have nothing else to say,
i just want to eat a payday.
He wants to get another chance.
This game just gets so tense.
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