i love you with all my heart
but man, you run like a dart
you have a unique personality
but thank god you burp, not fart

you bark at my cats
you chase them, like they chase rats
you yelp for attention
& fall asleep on mats

you have a funny underbite
when you play its almost like a fight
but unfortunetly
one of your eyes, has horrible sight

you look like a looser when you're hyper
& even more in your diaper
but most of all
you're vision is the opposit of a sniper

you have a lame leg
at dinner you like to beg
but you are family
so we choose not to replace it with a peg

you chase your tail
& for attention you wail
bet we'd be lost
you were put in jail