shakespearian insults MAG

May 6, 2010
By slizzzurp SILVER, Park City, Utah
slizzzurp SILVER, Park City, Utah
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kiss my codpiece, thou bawdy flap-mouthed flirt-gill.
and yes, I did just insult thee in shakespearian.
do you feel insulted?

because you are quite the infectious fen-sucked puttock.
I am disgusted when I see thee around.
thou make me puke.

now …
I hope …

I'll see thee hang'd thou puking codpiece sniffing maggot-pie.

that's right. I just insulted you in shakespearian.

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tdodgens555 said...
on Jan. 31 2011 at 10:10 am
tdodgens555, Easley, South Carolina
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Favorite Quote:
"believe you're beautiful and the rest of the world will too!"

VERY ORIGINAL! (: - Taylor

on Jan. 7 2011 at 6:32 pm
Elizabeth_Day SILVER, Battle Ground, Washington
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Hehe Very clever! I know this is free-verse, so anything goes, but I think if you capitialized the beginnings of sentences it would look more professional.  Keep it up! 


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