Monster Movie Mash Up

I took a walk around the
Spaceship and it was a perfectly normal day until it began to rain
Spaghetti and meatballs taste delicious with
Brains are to be used during school hours and not
Aliens tossing coins into fountains and making wishes on
Packets of ramen noodles with a little bit of hot sauce that
Zombies dance the tango and teach me how to
Become a karate master and sleep
In a coffin that smells like spearmint and
Steak and all the seasonings for those two
Werewolves work at law firms and coach
Track is all about the running and the jumping and
How does Count Dracula say hello?
Wait a minute? Isn't this supposed to be about
Movie monsters? Well I guess you guys had better
Go home now.