You Can't Write a Poem About Peanut Butter MAG

January 19, 2010
By lazarev BRONZE, Mt Prospect, Illinois
lazarev BRONZE, Mt Prospect, Illinois
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You can't write a poem about peanut butter
For it would be too crunchy
Or too creamy
It would get stuck to the roof of your mouth
And you would have to drink milk to get rid of it

You can't write a poem about peanut butter
for it would make you allergic
You would need your Epi-Pen within reach
And the doctor on the line

You can't write a poem that would give you e. coli
Or that's called Peter Pan
Or Skippy
Or Jif

Choosy moms never choose to write a poem about peanut butter


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on Jul. 20 2011 at 9:17 am
bananapan PLATINUM, Issaquah, Washington
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Favorite Quote:
We too, are stardust.

Haha, silly and fun.

lazarev BRONZE said...
on Jun. 7 2010 at 1:56 am
lazarev BRONZE, Mt Prospect, Illinois
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thanks!! you're so nice!

on Jun. 6 2010 at 10:10 pm
Clementine SILVER, Gustavus, Alaska
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This was extremely creative and fun. I really enjoyed it. You're awesome!


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