You Can't Write a Poem About Peanut Butter This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine.

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You can't write a poem about peanut butter
For it would be too crunchy
Or too creamy
It would get stuck to the roof of your mouth
And you would have to drink milk to get rid of it

You can't write a poem about peanut butter
for it would make you allergic
You would need your Epi-Pen within reach
And the doctor on the line

You can't write a poem that would give you e. coli
Or that's called Peter Pan
Or Skippy
Or Jif

Choosy moms never choose to write a poem about peanut butter

This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. This piece has been published in Teen Ink’s monthly print magazine.






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bananapan This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Jul. 20, 2011 at 9:17 am
Haha, silly and fun.
 
lazarev This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Jun. 7, 2010 at 1:56 am
thanks!! you're so nice!
 
Clementine said...
Jun. 6, 2010 at 10:10 pm
This was extremely creative and fun. I really enjoyed it. You're awesome!
 
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