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Off Brand Up roar

January 4, 2010
By StandintheRain BRONZE, Spotsylvania, Virginia
StandintheRain BRONZE, Spotsylvania, Virginia
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Favorite Quote:
It is a False Lie~Yul Brenner the King and I

When Mum was in a rush,

She bought some store brand mush.

It was meant to be ice cream, but

The maker sure needed a pay cut.

We all screamed “ Yuck!”

“ This tastes like 'muck'.”

“ It's as sticky as glue.”

“Why on earth is it blue?”

Mum quickly rang up the store.

It caused a great uproar.

The brand was banned from the state,
And we'll always remember the ice cream that, we never ate.

The author's comments:
Some people cannot have anything but name brands. Even for their food. Just for a laugh

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