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Off Brand Up roar
January 4, 2010
When Mum was in a rush,
She bought some store brand mush.
It was meant to be ice cream, but
The maker sure needed a pay cut.
We all screamed “ Yuck!”
“ This tastes like 'muck'.”
“ It's as sticky as glue.”
“Why on earth is it blue?”
Mum quickly rang up the store.
It caused a great uproar.
The brand was banned from the state,
And we'll always remember the ice cream that, we never ate.
© Alex D., Phoenix, AZ
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