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Undead Laundry
October 14, 2009
If one sees a zombie, it must be beheaded
Then the corpse burned and shredded
Once more, if it rises, it must be slain!
It will not linger on eating your brain
But it’s not quite dead, is it, yet?
Its head still gnashes and bites, I’ll bet.
In this common case, the scalp must be sliced
Then the brain cleaved and diced
Then off you go to bleach your clothes
And scratch the dried blood from under your toes
But while watching the laundry swish and grind
Watch out for the one that comes from behind...
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